I’m in asia. They don’t use toilet paper. They use water and soap. Like civilized people.
I FEAR going back to Europe. My asshole is puckering already. Using toilet paper is like sandpapering your anus. And it doesn’t even clean it. And it clogs toilets. And it costs us trees. And it costs money. And it’s fucking nasty. And when you buy it in the store, people will know that you poop.
You can buy a portable bidet that is basically a squeeze bottle with a nozzle. I always carry a small bottle of liquid soap in my bag so I can wash anywhere. I also have an empty water bottle in my bag’s side pocket that I can fill up when I don’t have the portable bidet with me.
I’m in asia. They don’t use toilet paper. They use water and soap. Like civilized people.
I FEAR going back to Europe. My asshole is puckering already. Using toilet paper is like sandpapering your anus. And it doesn’t even clean it. And it clogs toilets. And it costs us trees. And it costs money. And it’s fucking nasty. And when you buy it in the store, people will know that you poop.
People will probably know you poop even when not buying paper
noooo, they may SUSPECT. They may not KNOW.
There’s a very fine but critical difference.
Jokes on you, I don’t poop. I just use toilet paper to blow my nose.
You can buy a portable bidet that is basically a squeeze bottle with a nozzle. I always carry a small bottle of liquid soap in my bag so I can wash anywhere. I also have an empty water bottle in my bag’s side pocket that I can fill up when I don’t have the portable bidet with me.
I have a water bottle bidet attachment that I carry when traveling. Then just Cary a bottle of water around with me.