LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 17 hours agoCorn me up, snake 🐍🌽lemmy.worldimagemessage-square30fedilinkarrow-up1185arrow-down122
arrow-up1163arrow-down1imageCorn me up, snake 🐍🌽lemmy.worldLaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 17 hours agomessage-square30fedilink
minus-squareMantisToboggon@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up16·16 hours agoYou would fit in so many of my orifices.
minus-squaretetris11@feddit.uklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·15 hours agoThey’re lying, there’s no way it could fit up an ear canal, let alone a nostril. That’s already half.
minus-squareMantisToboggon@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·12 hours agoMy dick hole is extremely dilated.
You would fit in so many of my orifices.
Marry me!
I don’t love you. Whoopsies!
They’re lying, there’s no way it could fit up an ear canal, let alone a nostril. That’s already half.
My dick hole is extremely dilated.