• tias@discuss.tchncs.de
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    The trick is to time the cocaine and crystal meth ingestion so that they peak at the same time that you orgasm, leading to an 80% * 300% * 1400% = 7460% 10700% dopamine increase.

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        I experienced a ‘mild’ instance of this. No f’ing thank you would I ever ever want to go through that again.

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          Same. Uggh. It was a bit like a fever, but so much worse. I was absolutely freezing and couldn’t stop shaking and sweating, but I also couldn’t really manage to distract myself with anything because my brain didn’t work, so I just had to lay there and wait. There was also this overwhelming, crushing ringing sound and a feeling like old analog TV static, along with a splitting headache. Thankfully my family were around, of whom I was dimly aware, so I could tell that time was probably passing, and I could kind of gauge that I probably wasn’t getting worse, or they’d take me to a hospital or something. That’s about the limit of what I was aware of, though. It just felt like it went on a really long time. I suspect in reality it didn’t last more than a few hours. I should ask; I’m sure one of them has a clearer memory of that aspect than I do.

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      Careful, some of us on older hardware have a bug where we overflow and crash the system. My second cousin bricked his system just by stacking the last two.

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      10 hours ago

      if you cum, snort, and puff at the same time, your body goes into recovery mode

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        Nah, after snuffing it takes a few minutes
        You can actually pretty easily time this

        The only thing is: puffed will acted more or less immediately. So you’ll need to be able to smoke while jacking off, which can lead to serious injuries, when you’re already intoxicated

        So, wouldn’t recommend to synchronize it that much ;⁠-⁠)

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        I heard there’s a flaw in the code meaning they cannot patch the old consumables and have to release a new version instead.

        It’s unclear if the pre-patch consumables will be usable after the patch or if they’ll simply be deleted.

        Imo the best move is to collect and sell to the hoarders. Not worth the risk of losing all that time I’d rather be able to buy the new stuff even if it doesn’t stack

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      I’ve been running calculations for the last 10 minutes trying to figure out where tf you got 7460% from lmao

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        Yeah I made a mistake. The proper calculation for an increase by 80%, then 300%, then 1400% should be

        x * ((1+0.80) * (1+3.00) * (1+14.00) - 1) =

        x*(1.8 * 4 * 15 - 1) = x*107 = 10700%