• krooklochurm@lemmy.ca
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        6 hours ago

        I was fucking a girl in the ass once and a hard chunk of shit fell onto the floor.

        I had no idea what to do, and I kind of panicked and just kind of kicked it under her bed and kept going. I figured that was the best possible outcome for all involved.

        We weren’t together for that long. I do wonder when or if she found it.

      • potoooooooo ☑️@lemmy.world
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        8 hours ago

        If a wedding ring draws the ladies, just try to imagine what the scent of a competitive female’s scat must do. It’s basic math?