It’s better to get pissed off than pissed on. Uh, unless you’re that guy, apparently.
Being pissed on pisses me off.
I’ve been wondering how many emojis are horny emojis. I’ll add cat with heart eyes to the list.
🫃
Is this the mpreg emoji? An mpreg emoji. I did not know that existed.
I think, with the breadth of human experience and emotion, that almost every emoji could be a horny emoji. There are a lot of ways to think about coitus and pleasure.
Then maybe it’s the anti-horny emoji list I should be considering?
Honestly, for some reason this line of thought keeps bringing me to this Friends scene https://youtu.be/RpQJanLw53M
Society 😔
HERE COMES THE PEE PEE TRAIN. SMILE AND OPEN WIDE AND SWALLOW.
I think that’s “pissed in”, which is different.
Wtf, people seriously wanna get pissed on nowadays?? Ain’t they got no shame or something 🤦
Nowadays?!
You… haven’t been on the internet for long, have you?
What’s the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean?
I’ve never broken into the ladies’ room to slurp garbanzo bean out of the toilets?
