- my tummy was making the rumblies that only hands can satisfy - CAAAAAAAAARLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL THAT KILLS PEOPLE!! - recently i found a comedian who does sketches that give me strong llamas with hats vibes. - she has a youtube channel, instagram, and tiktok so pick your poison - It’s a me, Silvia - here’s a link to the one sketch that just radiates with Carl’s energy - that is indeed very Jason Steele esque humor, complete with copious horses 
 
 
- im so glad someone beat me to it 
 
- RIP Mr. Hands - How many mr hands deep is a horse? 
 
- As someone who’s been around horses, I can confirm they do eat hands 
- On average, a horse can sustain about 14.9 horsepower in short bursts and around 7.3 horsepower over longer periods. 
- Get hands as a snack on [email protected] 
- This has delighted or horrified all my friends, thank you ❤️ 







