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my wife thanks you, dear friend
Slutt is end not graduate
Does that mean I became a slutt on graduation day?
A work slutt
Just wait till you hear about popular Norwegian names, like Simen (pronounced exactly the way you think).
Also make sure you mind your fart when on the road. Norwegian police are quite strict about that and could give you a fartsbot if you don’t comply.
lol reminds me of when I worked in education; there was this hearing impaired kid. On the playground they’re playing shop, his dad must have been a construction worker or something. He yells at the top of his voice, does anyone want to buy some Simen (He was trying to say cement)? We, staff, had to discuss should we let him know or not, went with just laughing it off.
That was the right thing to do. 😄
It’s not the fart that kills you, it’s the smell
Datafag Slut sounds like some kink. Kinkshaming is not nice.
Wait, it’s slutt datafag? What’s datafag slutt? I get word order can completely change meaning in some languages. I just haven’t learned much of the Scandinavian language families so I don’t know the structure.
Does it get more computery or do we get something naughty?
data subject end
data, end subject
Something something back end
Are you sure that English isn’t the weird one here?
The irony is i was a total slut for both data and sex
▲ ▲ ▲New datafag cannot triforce!
Neither can I, special characters misbehave here :( lol
On graduation, you get a fursuit
Common misconception, the fursuit helps your chances of graduating. Kind of a survivorship bias, thing. Once saw a guy get dragged down the hall and FNAFed into a wolf suit. She’s happy now.
If you pronounce “fag” like a Dutch, a German would here “Fach” which translates to (school-)subject
In Dutch it would be vak.
yep, or “field of study”, so if you study in Norway, students who study the same might arrange a “fagfest” together, and a skilled worker is often known as a “fagarbeider”
Sounds like there’s some etymological relation between the words (but a cursory search didn’t immediately give me an answer, boo).
They are cognate: https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/fag
Ya, I get it that this is the whole joke of the post, but I’m bemused to discover that I’m a slutt datafag.
I had not anticipated climbing to such a pinnacle in my lifetime.To pull you back just a little “slutt datafag” is an expression for the subject which you are graduating. Or maybe google reads it as a verb + noun, since “slutt” means “stop” or “end” and assumes that “end” means “graduate” in this context. Anyways I don’t think it makes sense as a description for a person.
But you are free to call yourself a “fagperson”. This is a very common phrase to describe a person with education.
Oh sure. I get to be a slutt datafag for 6 hours, and then you come along and ruin it. Thanks!
I have never heard anyone call computer science “datafag”, it’s usually called “informatikk” (like “informatics” which you can also say in English), and “slutt” just means end or stop, I have never heard anyone use it to refer to graduating.
“Fag” does mean “subject” or “field of study”, though, so computer science is a “fag”, and it might be considered a “realfag” along with the natural sciences, I don’t know.
Ah, cognate to the German „Fach“ and the English “fact”. That makes sense.
My dad did ‘datafag’ some 50 years ago, at least I think they called it that. It was the era of ‘hullkort’ (punchcards). Also I think it should be sluttdatafag all in one word. I seem to remember some old folks referring to graduate degrees as sluttfag. I dont think anyone has ever put ‘data’ in the middle there though. Sounds like AI hallucination.
You are right, in fact it’s still possible to study datafag, I stand corrected: https://uit.no/utdanning/program/795103/informatikk_datafag_-_bachelor
With regards to “sluttfag”, I couldn’t find anything real, but Google’s AI summary says “Et sluttfag er et fag på videregående skole som blir avsluttet med en standpunktkarakter det gjeldende skoleåret” - so it’s the final year of a subject that gives you a grade on your high-school diploma… according to a language model :l
Keep in mind this is Google translate
What newfags and oldfags? Can one triforce while the other cannot?
Shit… now I want to know what triforcing is
It doesn’t matter. You wouldn’t be able to do it anyway.
Q: What did Princess Zelda suggest to Link after her third night without orgasm?
I don’t know. What?
“Please go gently.”
Found the Newfag!
I’m actually straight, but that just sounds awesome
Just wait until you hear about the swedish slutstation
Swedes don’t count - from a Norwegian
This is true. I’m like half Swedish, and I am a musician. I do not count. I listen for my cue and learn the tune instead of counting rests.
My boss put me on inventory once when I kept coming up with a different number of mops in the storeroom.
For the record, we had one.
Can confirm. You can’t count.
I ride the bus to the slutstation every day.
It’s the biggest competitor to Sony’s PlayStation
Realfag is the study of natural sciences and mathematics
For real?
Yes. I have a masters in realfag, and attended lots of lectures at the realfag building
As a Norwegian, I can confirm.
