I’d be on the knee then and there.
That’s a winner. Good pizza, hot dogs and cheesecake. AND good prices.
Y’all get cheesecake? My Costco doesn’t have that :(
Get the cream cheese danishes in the bakery, if they ever have them. So good. Fuck the cherry and mixed variety boxes. They have some vanilla ice cream that’s really good, too.
Oh yeah she gets a ring. Wife her up OP.
I assumed from context that this was their first date, and maybe I’m old or old fashioned, but due to that my thought process went
Oh yeah she gets a ring
For sure! Call her back!
Wife her up OP
Maybe too early for that?
Phrases like “Wife her up”, “put a ring on it” and sometimes “mary she/them/him” are often said as an ironic “damm they’re good” more than a literal suggestion that they should propose
You assumed it was a first date because it says that it is one.
You’re right, I should comment on things immediately after waking up less frequently.
She’s a keeper.
Wants Costco for a first date? Absolute keeper. Loads of green flags there.
I’m putting a Kirkland diamond ring on that finger.
Don’t bother buying one though. I got the 12 pack and still have like 5 left, I can certainly spare one.
i mean, if its a shitty date then at least you got a slice of pizza and it only cost you $1.50
Wife material right there.
The restaurant isn’t members only. You can go to the deli without a membership.
It is now. They changed the rules about a year ago.
Sam’s Club is stupid cheap, don’t have to be a member.
“$8 for a whole pizza and a monster Coke!”
And your date is a cute, young, Asian girl? I am not seeing the issue here.
