Sentient Loom@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 hours agoHmm this "unisex" bathroom seems biased...sh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square25fedilinkarrow-up150arrow-down125
arrow-up125arrow-down1imageHmm this "unisex" bathroom seems biased...sh.itjust.worksSentient Loom@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 hours agomessage-square25fedilink
minus-squarelol_idk@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up16arrow-down3·4 hours agoPeeing while seated unites us
minus-squaretrxxruraxvr@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up13arrow-down1·4 hours agoIt seems like at least half of men can’t aim anyway, so it’s better to just sit down.
minus-squarememe_historian@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6arrow-down1·3 hours agoEven when aim is there, splashing occurs. It really shows that some men never had to clean their own bathrooms. Also fuck you if you piss standing up in a stall when there’s pissoirs outside. You want privacy for your little weenie, sit your ass down and scroll on your phone like normal people do.
minus-squarelol_idk@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·4 hours agoEspecially the ones who don’t have to clean the bathroom
minus-squareBrave Little Hitachi Wand@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·3 hours agoEver tried pooping while standing? All I’m saying is don’t knock it if you haven’t tried it.
minus-squareBrave Little Hitachi Wand@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·3 hours agoThe life aquatic leads to many powers trousered society would deem unnatural
Peeing while seated unites us
It seems like at least half of men can’t aim anyway, so it’s better to just sit down.
Even when aim is there, splashing occurs. It really shows that some men never had to clean their own bathrooms.
Also fuck you if you piss standing up in a stall when there’s pissoirs outside.
You want privacy for your little weenie, sit your ass down and scroll on your phone like normal people do.
Especially the ones who don’t have to clean the bathroom
Pooping with the seat up unites us
Ever tried pooping while standing? All I’m saying is don’t knock it if you haven’t tried it.
While standing?

Not from a janitor
The life aquatic leads to many powers trousered society would deem unnatural
Pooping in the shower unites us