Jesus@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 14 days agoCaptain's Loglemmy.worldimagemessage-square20fedilinkarrow-up1381arrow-down14
arrow-up1377arrow-down1imageCaptain's Loglemmy.worldJesus@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 14 days agomessage-square20fedilink
minus-squarehungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up14·edit-214 days agoCaptain’s log, stardate 4200.69 51 new kinds of microbes have been discovered living in my seat because every time I flush it, the pleather or whatever the hell that cover is, is filled with piss and shit particles.
Captain’s log, stardate 4200.69
51 new kinds of microbes have been discovered living in my seat because every time I flush it, the pleather or whatever the hell that cover is, is filled with piss and shit particles.
Don’t flush.