• orenj@lemmy.sdf.org
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    5 hours ago

    Can run as fast as albert einstein, but don’t actually take the pill. Use it only when you or a loved one is immobilized by old age or injury. Nothing to lose, even if its a bogus ‘0mph, he’s dead’ pill.

      • ulterno@programming.dev
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        3 hours ago

        If I were to lose my ability to walk, would I choose:

        • ability to maybe walk, maybe like an old man, maybe not
        • ability to teleport along with my stuff, 7" per thought

        On the other hand, maybe I can only teleport once, for when I take the pill. That might end up being pretty useless for this case.

        • Grass@sh.itjust.works
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          2 hours ago

          one time use would certainly devalue the ones that don’t seem inherently permanent. also too bad michael jackson died before the grow a second nose pill was thought up…