For a shitposting community, it’s amazing how many people here don’t understand shitposts at all.
Gaspump necktie golfball Thursday purple nine.
ETA the obligatory “the fuck you talkin’ about, man‽”
I’m dyslexic. Somebody tell me what the fuck am I trying to read?
I wasn’t dyslexic until I tried to read the post
It’s just a mash up of conservative buzz words. It’s not a proper sentence
It’s okay, this text showed me how it’d feel to be dyslexic
Actually yeah. For me it showed what is it like to read something while having a stroke.
c/IHadAStroke ?
I thought c/aneurysmposting
That might be it. I was guessing since it’s not one I subscribe to.
This was a direct quote from Trump.
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER
Source? I want to hear him say the word salad.
Now read it in a Boomhauer voice.
It’s not me right? I’m not smelling toast and my face feels ok. I thought for a minute it was me having a medical issue.
totally not me:
You had a stroke because your mom cancelled your WoW sub?
I’ve been especially impressed by the prescience of Bo Burnham’s line in Welcome to the Internet - “Obama sent the immigrants to vaccinate your kids.”
As far as I know, it hasn’t become a quote from an actual right-wing nonsense-driveler yet, but it might as well be.
pretty much. they try these things one toe at a time and see what actually gets blowback
The fuck
Ikr? I haven’t even had any drugs and I can’t make sense of memes?
Brain worms giving you problems?
I thought LLMs were better than this.
He said it best. Thanks, pardner 🤠
Bondulance?
my stronk 😔
Frontier Gibberish
What?
