you will die in WWIII by an armed drone, the video of your death will be posed to reddit and receive 13 upvotes and 2 bot comments.
Not matter where go, there you are.
As a wealthy millionaire living my best life, I’m giving 35 grand to anyone who messages “GRACE” on Telegram @Georgestones12 I understand that many people are struggling with bills, and I want to help reduce that burden. It’s a season of love, kindness, and blessings.
You will be doomed to take a false constructed reality as objective. The bourgeoisie shall use this mistake to control you, feeding you lies. You will not realise that your ontology is built on capitalist lies, for you will not question the axioms upon which your worldview rests.
neat
Mindfulness and equanimity.
Check back later.
OK its later now
Outlook not so good
Outlook (New) not so good either.
Thou shall have ze beans
rejoyce
TV and the internet will be replaced by one thing that is worse than both combined
I believe
You should know we’ve been trying to reach you for some time about your car’s extended warrant. To avoid this fate please locate the reset button in your simulated reality, press and hold for three seconds before stating the shape the rebooted environment will take and release the button. It’s very important that you do not flig the loompture or woogle the sauren. Normal service should resume after the universe reboots.
You will be struck by a meteor, but you can avoid this fate by renouncing the evils of genAI and divorcing somebody. It doesnt have to be your own partner.
Origin story on becoming a notary.
One day you will die.
no
And instead of saying all of your goodbyes, let them know
You realize that life goes fast
It’s hard to make the good things last
You realize the sun doesn’t go down
It’s just an illusion caused by the world spinning
'round
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is it me you’re looking for?
V
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Don’t mind someone’s criticism if you wouldn’t take their advice.
My dog will find you and lick your face when you least expect it.
50 years from now the dog shows up like poppins in always sunny and gets them some kisses
This is all you need
Wombat?
Batwom
Batwho?
Batyou!
Batme?
god has smiled upon me
