Y’know, if he had any kind of faith in his product, ol’ Droopy Tits would get in it himself, fly it around a little. I mean, he tells everyone he’s some sort of a genius engineer. Doubtless he can figure out how to fly it within a few seconds. Surely no problems would come from that.
as with everything elon, he bought the company, not founded it, despite being a “founder”. He is basically edison. a business man, not an engineer.
Businesscon man.this is very true, yes. He’s in the business of conning people.
I know you don’t have that set to one day.
How’s about a year?
Doesn’t really look much better if you look at the week though. +4.5% in after market trading, then it all wiped out the next day.
Can’t wait until someone flies their Tesla into an airport or military base.
This can’t be real. None of those Teslas are on fire.
I honestly don’t understand how people can think it isn’t AI
Fucking Nazis.
Tip: ARKK ETF is loaded with all the slop players and its biggest holding is TSLA (10% of the fund). Long puts (120 day expirations)
As wealthy millionaire living my best life, I’m giving 35 grand to anyone who messages “GRACE” on Telegram @Georgestones12 I understand that many people are struggling with bills, and I want to help reduce that burden. It’s a season of love, kindness, and blessings.
Go pay your taxes instead, dipshit.
Then those people would not be struggling with bills in the first place.
Elon sucks but that flip was cool.
Sure, as a futuristic technology demo. As a corporate demonstration though?/
Lots of coders on lemmy. Anyone want to make one of those tracker websites for how much money Elon musk has lost based on his stocks decreasing in value? I have a feeling it will be relevant soon.
stock market values aren’t real so why bother?
It’s real. The way they get their money to spend is by taking loans out with the stock as collateral. So when it goes down he has less money to spend fucking with society.
Also, there has to be a limit as to how low the stock can go until the lenders start asking for payments or more collateral. I’m salivating over the thought that that limit is breached one day and Musk and his buddies get a cold shower. The stock price might have to go pretty low though, but there’s a chance and I’m rooting for it.
He has been probably adding more collateral every time the stock goes bellow the value at lending time.
Yeah, and now he has also SpaceX stock to use as a collateral, with an absurd valuation.
Retirement is also just a phantasy
3% ain’t shit
No but that’s on top of the year over year losses.
They’re down 19.03% YTD and down 26.62% from the peak in December last year.
More!
I want to see it all burn to the ground.
A good reminder to buy the rumor and not after the big thing.
especially when the rumor is that the car company won’t make a car for people to use
I have a great idea! Self Flying rocket Tesla trucks for everyone!
Your neighbor did what while riding a flying rocket Tesla truck???
Ahhhh! Taxis! Yeah! The Tesla trucks will be flying to your house at 5 thousand miles per hour to take you to Costco and take the kids to the movies…
Oh wait what!? The Tesla chopped off how many hea… Before crashing right into a nun travel van full of nuns and small puppies???
Ah okay military vehicles and for police force! That’s it!
Down almost 3%? The horrors! Someone call an ambulance!
That demo was almost literally jumping the shark, just need to drop a blahaj in the middle
