If someone riffle shuffled my deck like that, I’d send them an invoice.
He’s not shuffling, they’re foils
The top image implies a shuffle. Those foils are now garbage.
the joke being that mtg cheapened their product and their foils come out the booster absolutely fucked. the argument is that foils are not meant to be played. and if you tried to use them in a tournament they are flaged unuseable, because they are not uniform to standard cards.
OK fair. I was dense there, and taking that into account, it’s pretty funny
I did I think it was a minor misstep counterspell on someone trying a turn 1 sol ring once and they folded lol
If I saw someone shuffle their deck that way I would throw up
They’re stored in a Pringles can too
If it’s Commander format it’s either gonna end up in merriment and cheer, or a gun fight. No in between.
Hold on there, partner! Would you believe I have another counterspell? I told you, this table ain’t big enough for the two of us.
Wild Bill Hicock was holding two counterspells, a Propaganda, and a Rhystic Study when he was rightfully gunned down





