Mickey7@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 month agoWhen you work for a company owned by a A..holelemmy.worldimagemessage-square110fedilinkarrow-up1662arrow-down18
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minus-squareBoomer Humor Doomergod@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up115·1 month agoWhen I worked for a major database company they made me take annual training to explain that I wasn’t allowed to buy sex workers for potential clients.
minus-squarebacon_pdp@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up60·1 month agoSo Oracle. Was after the catapult incident?
minus-squareJasonDJ@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up23·1 month agoOotl…did the catapult incident involve a sex worker?
minus-squarecrank0271@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up15·1 month agoI’m even more ootl. What happened?
minus-squareJasonDJ@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up4·1 month agoWere there multiple catapults, as well?
minus-squarebacon_pdp@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·1 month agoNope, just one catapult firing sex workers into a hotel room and one of the calculations was off and she went splat.
minus-squareJasonDJ@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 month agoOh, so only one sex worker was involved in the catapult incident. The rest were no incident.
minus-squareLv_InSaNe_vL@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up17·1 month agoMy handbook at work specifically bans buying illicit drugs for customers with the company card. It doesn’t say anything about buying it with my card and getting reimbursed though…
minus-squareEcho Dot@feddit.uklinkfedilinkarrow-up4·30 days agoMake sure the dealer gives you a receipt.
minus-squareIntheflsun@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·1 month agoDuh, buying them would be capex. No one wants to do depreciation. Short term lease with a damage clause.
minus-squareRedredme@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·1 month ago“buy” So renting is not an issue! Or as a Service… So many options left. Next time I talk to big red I’ll ask the rep about his interpretation of this training. ;)
minus-squareouthouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 month ago…it feels like they told you whixh sex workers not to hire.
When I worked for a major database company they made me take annual training to explain that I wasn’t allowed to buy sex workers for potential clients.
So Oracle.
Was after the catapult incident?
Ootl…did the catapult incident involve a sex worker?
Multiple sex workers.
I’m even more ootl. What happened?
Were there multiple catapults, as well?
Nope, just one catapult firing sex workers into a hotel room and one of the calculations was off and she went splat.
Oh, so only one sex worker was involved in the catapult incident. The rest were no incident.
My handbook at work specifically bans buying illicit drugs for customers with the company card.
It doesn’t say anything about buying it with my card and getting reimbursed though…
Make sure the dealer gives you a receipt.
Duh, buying them would be capex. No one wants to do depreciation. Short term lease with a damage clause.
This guy businesses.
“buy”
So renting is not an issue! Or as a Service…
So many options left. Next time I talk to big red I’ll ask the rep about his interpretation of this training.
;)
…it feels like they told you whixh sex workers not to hire.