ickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 days agoSure, why notlemmy.worldimagemessage-square38linkfedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
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minus-squareSundray@lemmus.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·3 days agoOh, I know it’s a different world for the attractive. Best I can manage is, “You’re scrawny and weird, and you’ve got a beak like a toucan, but it is 3:00 am, so…”
minus-squarewonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·2 days agoThat toucan beak is an asset, my friend. Use it!
minus-squaresocsa@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·2 days agoSome guys: “I am the genetically perfect man, able to provide and protect, recite poetry and carry you from a burning building to safety.” My father: “Alcoholism and mental illness means I’m usually the last person in the bar at closing time.”
minus-squarexkbx@startrek.websitelinkfedilinkarrow-up0·2 days agoSome people find those kind of noses to be disarmingly attractive.
minus-squareNathanDerWeise@feddit.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·3 days agoAyy, you come here often?
minus-squareMidnight Wolf@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·3 days ago scrawny and weird I’m listening
Oh, I know it’s a different world for the attractive. Best I can manage is, “You’re scrawny and weird, and you’ve got a beak like a toucan, but it is 3:00 am, so…”
That toucan beak is an asset, my friend. Use it!
Some guys: “I am the genetically perfect man, able to provide and protect, recite poetry and carry you from a burning building to safety.”
My father: “Alcoholism and mental illness means I’m usually the last person in the bar at closing time.”
Some people find those kind of noses to be disarmingly attractive.
Ayy, you come here often?
I’m listening
Face sitting.