• f314@lemmy.world
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    7 days ago

    It’s John Apple now!

    (Tim Cook resigned. John Ternus is the current CEO of Apple)

    • quantumcrop@lemmy.today
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      6 days ago

      I like the idea of Apple’s leadership working on a princess bride model. Tim Apple is simply a title that gets handed down

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      7 days ago

      What if it’s a Dread Pirate Roberts situation, and every subsequent Apple CEO automatically becomes “Tim Apple”?

        • GreyEyedGhost@piefed.ca
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          6 days ago

          No, for two reasons. First, there are already two Steve Apples, from the same time, no less. Second, because we don’t really want one of those Steves back. Great marketer, shit person.