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andros_rex@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days ago

Bee Aware!

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Bee Aware!

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andros_rex@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days ago
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    When I was too young to understand politics or social issues, something like THIS would have been the most nightmarish scenario I could come up with. I miss those days.

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      This situation has only been made worse by the addition of yet MORE BEES.

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    A bee expert is present? They might think of getting maybe another one?

    Edit: this accident has created a big buzz - any updates?

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      Happy ending for the bees.

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        Hi 👋 I’m your AI news assistant, trained on Apple Valley News! Have any questions about this story? Tap a prompt below or ask me about anything!

        And a terrible reminder of how things are going for us humans…

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        Thank you!

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    One time my girlfriend floated the idea of “bee play” with me, and I kept telling her it was a bad idea because realistically I didn’t want to have to lay there pretending to be dead after putting it in once.

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      Once the endophallus has been everted, the drone is paralyzed, flipping backwards as he ejaculates. The process of ejaculation is explosive—semen is blasted through the queen’s sting chamber and into the oviduct. The process is sometimes audible to the human ear, akin to a “popping” sound. The ejaculation is so powerful that it ruptures the endophallus, disconnecting the drone from the queen.

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        Dang, thought this might bee a video…

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    Bees?

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      Bees!

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      I think they’re saying “beads”.

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    MY BRIEFCASE FULL OF BEEES AUGHT TO PUT A STOP TO THAT!

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    Free botox-like plastic surgery! Very temporary! Good for a night out! Simply drive by and then open your car window for a few minutes. The doctors will see you now! Bzzbzzz!

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      Getting stung by seven million bees seems like a great way to leave tight and plump corpse

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        OwO

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    Yup, all of the gifs I was expecting are here.

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    Eddie Izzard - Covered in Bees!

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CYuvLSFFalo

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    Final Destination: Apiary

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    Whatcom? Bees com.

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