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"no" banana@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 day ago

A person born in 2015 is 20 years old

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A person born in 2015 is 20 years old

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"no" banana@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 day ago
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  • xor@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    this will make sense in a decade

    • JasonDJ@lemmy.zip
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      Truly ahead of his time.

  • Churbleyimyam@lemm.ee
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    Can confirm. My kid was born last year and is 9 years old now.

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      It’s all the nicotine in the breast milk

  • wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Nice shitpost. Got me for a moment, then I remembered how math worked.

    • "no" banana@lemmy.worldOP
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      Your age = your age minus how many years before you were alive

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        🤯

    • snooggums@lemmy.world
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      I know! They might have been born later in the year and are only 19.

      Smh my head

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    A person born in 0 is 2025 years old.

    • Greg Clarke@lemmy.ca
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      Nah, they’re dead

      • M137@lemmy.world
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        Hey dead, I’m dad.

      • MNByChoice@midwest.social
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        Nah, they just don’t like publicity.

    • blaue_Fledermaus@mstdn.io
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      There’s no year 0

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        There was in Cambodia

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          I took my wife to Cambodia during a holiday once!

          • Twig@sopuli.xyz
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            I’m guessing that was a few years after year zero?

            • YaDownWitCPP@lemmy.world
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              Somewhere around 1980 if I’m not mistaken.

              • RedditRefugee69@lemmynsfw.com
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                Unfortunately, you are.

  • Lord Wiggle@lemmy.world
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    I feel this post is 10 years too early.

    • TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works
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      ok, Rapetosaurus

      • Lord Wiggle@lemmy.world
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        I went to Madagascar over 10 years ago and didn’t see any Rapetosaurus, so fake news.

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    A person born in 467953 is -465928 years old

    • BleatingZombie@lemmy.world
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      This meme was made by the signed-ints-for-ages gang?

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    A person born in 2025 is 10 years old. Let that sink in!

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      It has been an extremely long year already

    • Lemminary@lemmy.world
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      I’m sorry but you can’t do that as we’re full of sinks. We need faucets, people!

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    I had to explain what “ROFL” meant at work the other day.

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      Dam i bothered looking it up after seeing your comment and 10 years of seeing it online makes sense to me now

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        LMAO

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    A person born in 2034 is already one year old.

    These parasitic babies grow up so fast don’t they

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    Yeah if you are really bad at math they are.

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    Shitpost, but it did get me thinking. After doing the math, my ex’s daughter who I took to the park everyday after school will be graduating high school this month… and another ex’s son will be a senior next year. Yeah I’ve got nothing, time fly’s, blah blah blah.

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    Emmy Noether, is that you trolling us with your maths from beyond space-time?

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