Step 1: Wear a ski mask
Step 2: Shoplift?
Step 3: ???
Step 4: Profit?

(Step 3 is getting caught and becoming a prison slave 🙃; So yes “Profit” just not for you)

A person born in 2034 is already one year old.

These parasitic babies grow up so fast don’t they

So, Mr. Yen, are you still sympathetic to the republicans, who have a disdain for the same courts that gave you a win?

Or is your head burried so deep in your particle accelerator you don’t even have any clue about politics?

Dude thinks he knows everything because he has a PhD in Physics, literally out of touch with the politics that anyone doing 5 minutes of web searching can understand.

So… my phone was out of battery, so I pulled out my power bank and connected the cable to my phone, but then I was feeling like I’m connecting two parts of an explosive device, I instinctively said, loudly:

“BOMB PLANTED”

Now the entire plane is staring at me like I’m some sort of criminal.

My Cat Likes Being Spanked 👀

Jump out of the car.

“I’m not driving, I’m travelling” 🤓

Try: “What’s the difference between a male cat and a female cat”

Its literally on the first page. 💀

(I was thinking of personality differences, not cat anatomy)

literally the first thing I googled when wanting to adopt a cat “what is the difference between a male cat and female cat”

I was thinking of personality differences, not animal anatomy lol

How else are you suppose to show the difference between a male cat and female cat? Show their butt holes on camera?

According to the subreddit’s moderators, the AI took on numerous different identities in comments during the course of the experiment, including a sexual assault survivor, a trauma counselor “specializing in abuse,” and a “Black man opposed to Black Lives Matter.”

You don’t need an LLM for that, you got Dean Browning with his xitter alts

I use Lemmy be-
cause I want to shove this com-
ment up Uranus

😉