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minus-squareBoomer Humor Doomergod@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·25 days agoI want to not wake up to an alarm. I want to sip coffee on my porch while I watch woodland creatures. I want to plow a field and drink barley water. I want to tramp around a bog looking for wild edibles while my dog flushes game. I want to wander in the woods after a snowfall, with the Milky Way above me and it’s so quiet I can hear the owls fly by. I want the fireflies to be all the light I need. I want an email to never find me. That’s what I want for Christmas.
minus-squaremctoasterson@reddthat.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·25 days agoBest I can do is a medium Hickory Farms gift box from the mall kiosk.
minus-squarepigup@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·25 days agoYou will receive golden physical bitcoin (plastic).
minus-square[deleted]@piefed.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·25 days agoTo a restaurant 3 hours away.
I want to not wake up to an alarm.
I want to sip coffee on my porch while I watch woodland creatures.
I want to plow a field and drink barley water.
I want to tramp around a bog looking for wild edibles while my dog flushes game.
I want to wander in the woods after a snowfall, with the Milky Way above me and it’s so quiet I can hear the owls fly by.
I want the fireflies to be all the light I need.
I want an email to never find me.
That’s what I want for Christmas.
Best I can do is a medium Hickory Farms gift box from the mall kiosk.
What’s a mall? /s
night in nature is super loud tho
So… coffee?
It’s a start.
that’s beautiful.
You will receive golden physical bitcoin (plastic).
A gift card it is!
To a restaurant 3 hours away.
… By plane
that you’re paying for