I’m sure I’ve told this story before, but I had a girlfriend that heard having a mint in your mouth during head would be fun, but we didn’t have any mints, so she used a listerine strip.
She didn’t wait for it to fully dissolve.
It became stuck to the head of my dick and unleashed its listerine minty freshness with a force I have never experienced directly to my pee hole.
I screamed and jumped and ran to the shower to wash it off. She laughed so hard she pissed herself.
Don’t
put
minty
things
on genitals.
I think I’m gonna do it
Report back if you survive the experience
Hoptal
Don’t forget to rinse with Listerine after
I’m sure I’ve told this story before, but I had a girlfriend that heard having a mint in your mouth during head would be fun, but we didn’t have any mints, so she used a listerine strip.
She didn’t wait for it to fully dissolve.
It became stuck to the head of my dick and unleashed its listerine minty freshness with a force I have never experienced directly to my pee hole.
I screamed and jumped and ran to the shower to wash it off. She laughed so hard she pissed herself.
It was not a fun time.
I’m sorry but I also laughed. While at the same time lenching my legs in pain at the thought.
Sounds like it was for her
Yeah, I wouldn’t be surprised if she still laughs about it every now and again.
That’s a great lack of empathy.
Nah, it was pretty funny, lol.
tragedy plus time after all.
Don’t
get
in
the
way
of
natural selection.
Bah… Golden Star heals my scav.
I ESCAPED TARKOV WHY ARE THE SCAVS BACK?!
(HEAD, EYES)
Na… somethings people need to find out for themselves.