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cute_noker@feddit.dk to linuxmemes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months ago

Linux does not sugarcoat it

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Linux does not sugarcoat it

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cute_noker@feddit.dk to linuxmemes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months ago
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  • AbnormalHumanBeing@lemmy.abnormalbeings.space
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    Another classic:

    • palordrolap@fedia.io
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      $ man woman 
No manual entry for woman

      Linux knows the importance of consent / If you’re not one already, Linux can’t help you understand / <Your own interpretation here>

      • rtxn@lemmy.worldM
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        $ sudo touch woman
You are not in the sudoers file. This incident will be reported.
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          You want me to do what now?

          (Sudo, the cat.)

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            Ah, I see you’ve got the new hardware implementation of netcat.

        • excral@feddit.org
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          https://xkcd.com/838/

    • u/lukmly013 💾 (lemmy.sdf.org)@lemmy.sdf.org
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      • Rain World: Slugcat Game@lemmy.world
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        termux?

        • u/lukmly013 💾 (lemmy.sdf.org)@lemmy.sdf.org
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          Yes.

    • davidgro@lemmy.world
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      Baby don’t hurt me

      • voodooattack@lemmy.world
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        Don’t hurt me

        • perishthethought@lemm.ee
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          No more

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  • Kraiden@kbin.earth
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    Huh, that’s not what I get:

    Terminal output for whoami command: You're a special little snowflake, and the smartest most handsomest boy in the world

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      🤣🤣🤣

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        MommyLinux

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    When testing for permissions, I still giggle over trying to execute “touch this” then being told “can’t touch this”

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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    That’s only because you didn’t ask it as an admin.

    SUDO whoami should return “God.”

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    Are you Odysseus or smth?

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    24601!

  • DonutsRMeh@lemmy.world
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    🥲

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    oh no Linux don’t say it again

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    My name Is Nobody (Il mio nome è Nessuno)

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    Linus wouldn’t sugarcoat it either.

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