I will follow you to the ends of the earth. You do not seek to lead but you must. Those who shitpost are those with the greatest power to sway others. It’s a form of subliminal messaging, and enough shitposts can bend reality itself. When you’re shitposting you are letting in energy to the social sphere and affecting it with your will. Be warned, though, that energy always comes from something. Your thoughts can never be entirely your own.

@[email protected] is telling us that we need to wake up and stop being chimps for the system! Well my eyes are wide open, lead us to salvation.

Same as it ever was.

hey thats me, take this picture down

I’ll follow you

Comrades, do you not yearn for more bananas? Let us screech and scratch!

I would follow and fight with monkey to the edge of the universe for freedom.

yes comrade

…too late for me