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18 hours agoWhere was the cat during the funeral hmmm?
Where was the cat during the funeral hmmm?
That man’s body is built like a stretch Armstrong mixed with a Duracell D battery.
Certified hood classic!
He has the name of a villain in the next death stranding game.
Who sits on a toilet and takes viagra?
I clap my hands when I’m served Dino nuggets.
I believe Caesar salad was invented in Tijuana Mexico…
I remember doing something like this in Dayz. I was in the small town to the south of Green Mountain. There was a sniper in the woods, shooting at myself and other random players.I was taken out twice on my third retry. I slowly managed to walk around green Mountain come down from the north and instead of taking him our I stole most of his gear out of his backpack And made a run for it.
It’s square