been getting blasted with these emails recently and I’m not even American.
Extortion, cute.
YOU HAVE BEEN DOOTED
Our FILES INDICATE you have been SPOOTED by SPOOPY DOOT DOOT.
Be sure to SPOO DOOT at the upcoming POOT TOOT.

thank
Shoot
At this point is it still morally wrong to phish these people?
They don’t have any money to steal. Trump and the Thundercock F250 xXTurboCab Commie Crusher 69420Xx pickup truck with the anti trans light rack took all there cash.
Took all where cash?
They’re
Who cash?
Are we even sure this is phishing? His actual campaign does this exact thing.
It uses the same tactics for scamming
I thought this was a joke. Is this really real? If so, that’s wild (and really low quality).
Oh, they were doing these during Trump 1, and in even harsher wording
I think you could argue that they like being phished
How’s that tax return audit going, Donnie? Any progress after more than 10 tears?
Well said.
smell like a mail from early 2000
If you were to actually take this at face value and believe it (imagine!) wouldn’t it be better to not be signed up for these kinds of mailing lists? I don’t understand how the premise here would be convincing to someone.
Normal people understand that abusive behavior is bad. But these people are just so sorry they made daddy mad and how can we make daddy love us again??
Bruh. They elected him twice while everyone else debated purity tests for voting against fascism…
It sounds like OP didn’t willingly sign up, they probably harvested those emails from wherever they could and for those they thought they could easily influence.
It’s convincing to the creator. Any recipient that finds it convincing would be like, “What?! But I’m already voting for him.”
And that’s where absolute dumbfuckery comes in.
They would say that exact sentence. But here’s the kicker. HE ISNT RUNNING. They don’t know that, he doesn’t know that, and they’re going to be confused as shit when they can’t find him on the ballot.
That said, shit like this works because these people are gullible turds. The dude has more publicly documented lies than days he has been on the earth.
They’re running a con job. If you’re stupid enough to vote for that guy, you’re stupid enough to get your money stolen. It’s that simple.
Haha. As I read this…
The dude has more publicly documented lies than days he has
What?! In office?!
been on the earth.
Oh. Yes. Yes, that’s true.
If the message was the opposite “you have not pledged to vote Democrat” what would be your guess as to who made it and why?
To me it sounds like trolling.
I think you might be underestimating just how dumb the MAGA base really is. As a group they are more likely to have never gone to college, dropped out of high school, and have a below average IQ. Normal critical thinking skills and common sense is asking too much, these people have a permanent case of poo brain.







