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Mickey7@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 months ago

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Mickey7@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 months ago
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  • Chemical Wonka@discuss.tchncs.de
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    in a dystopian future, not so distant they will obligate you have a cam connected all times to track your eyes movement to make sure that you saw the ads

    A Boring Dystopia-28924809

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      Neuralink beaming unskippable ads into your head

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        You won’t even know they’re ads, it will just implant false childhood memories, giving you positive associations with the brand.

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          P.K. Dick’s novels were not an instructional manual, dammit :(

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        Unlock your long term memory for $696.90 a month!

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          You’re describing ADHD meds

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            I’m sorry what? Short term memory issues are an adhd thing?

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              Dunno if you’re referring to me misreading long as short term memory, or if you actually are asking if short term memory is an ADHD thing.

              In the case of the latter, I think so? Most of my siblings have very bad short term memories, so do I. And we all have ADHD. Though medication doesn’t really help a lot for me in that regard, it allows me to concentrate better so I can use my short term memory more effectively.

              Note: I’m not an expert, don’t take this as fact 😅

              In case of the former option, haha get rekt me lmao

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                Definitely the latter, i’m sorry for being unclear about that.

                If that’s true then it clears up a thing or two for me.

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        https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=XPGgTy5YJ-g

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          Light speed brand briefs‽ I need to pick up a pair.

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        Strawberry Mansion movie had something like this

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      🏴‍☠️

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      wait what this is real

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        Wow is this a clip from Archie’s Weird Mysteries?? I never thought I’d see that online.

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      Yes, this was in 1984, the TVs that watch you back.

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      Cars already have this. It will be in tvs in no time

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        What kind of ads are in your car besides the radio?

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        w…wait , really?

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          ford just filed a patent for an idea similar to this but I’m not sure if its in production yet or if OP is talking about Something else.

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            That’s some ominous capitalisation you got there

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              my keyboard just does what it wants

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          Not for ads but for looking forward if you take your eyes off the road it cancels the auto drive. They can apply it to looking at ads very easily

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