"no" banana@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 4 个月前Now freeze and deep fry themlemmy.worldimagemessage-square38fedilinkarrow-up1654arrow-down11
arrow-up1653arrow-down1imageNow freeze and deep fry themlemmy.world"no" banana@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 4 个月前message-square38fedilink
minus-squareTheTechnician27@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up59·4 个月前You and OP should keep in mind for all of our sakes that France is a nuclear-armed state.
minus-squareGeometrinen_Gepardi@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up27·4 个月前Seriously, even putting a croissant in a plastic bag warrants a first strike.
minus-squareIheartcheese@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up23arrow-down1·edit-24 个月前puts ketchup on a croissant without breaking eye contact
minus-squareMrPistachios@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·4 个月前But first they’ll have to be made into an aunt so they become a crossed aunt
minus-squareownsauce@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up11·4 个月前I’ll enjoy my croissanwiches and cronuts in the apocalypse.
We need ranch stat
You and OP should keep in mind for all of our sakes that France is a nuclear-armed state.
Seriously, even putting a croissant in a plastic bag warrants a first strike.
puts ketchup on a croissant without breaking eye contact
Degenerates like you belong on a cross
But first they’ll have to be made into an aunt so they become a crossed aunt
Then dips it in soy sauce
But they are le tired…
Ok, take a nap, THEN FIRE ZE MISSLES!
I’ll enjoy my croissanwiches and cronuts in the apocalypse.