One is an infidel, one is not.

I once found a pair of barefoot running sandals online that were otherwise normal with rubber soles etc, but had a copper rivet inserted through the sole to facilitate that connection to earth.

I’m saying my first impression wasn’t “I bet this guy has three wives”. I suggest you take a nap.

Once in Malaysia I met a guy who was in his early twenties. He looked perfectly ordinary from a western perspective, but it turned out he had three wives. Different cultures!

And when Win95 booted, you exited into the DOS prompt, the true gaming environment at the time.

You can borrow crypto these days?

If i saw it right, the hearse for Pope Francis’s funeral was a modified DODGE RAM 1500. When it backed up to the door of the basilica with the coffin the back, it looked like someone just made a run to the hardware store to pick up timber for fixing the benches.

What’s racist about the japanese Connery? I only remember him dressing in a kimono.

You could replace the reactor core of a small nuclear plant with Lemmy users hearing the letters “AI”.

What’s with the capitalization of every word?

There absolutely was autotune back then. Cher’s Believe was the song that kickstarted the plugin’s popularity and that song came out in 1998. Autotune itself came out the year before.

Same for pork.

More like 1988.

Why don’t American cops have breathalyzers in the car and instead elect to do this interpretive dance on the side of the road?

Harden the fuck up, kids! It’s time to grow up.

It’s amazing that humans have coded a tool for which they have to afterwards write more tools for analyzing how it works.

That’s right, extremism breeds assholes.

Is it possible to try this Giblification locally?

“Badger, Mushroom, Snaaaaake” on the other hand ages like fine whiskey.

The only power you have is choosing where to spend your sttention, i.e don’t look at that shit.