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looks around for the dildo I apparently have.
Did you find it? What does it look like?
I’m still looking. Apparently I have a sex life I didn’t know about.
Ah you’re mistaking yourself for Boners OfTheMoon
They have the BIGGEST sex life
Duct tape, of course!
Suction cup!
With enough motivation, you can pull the windshield off a car with one of those.
I ended up pulling a tile off the wall in my bathroom trying to unstick one of my Bad Dragon toys. Those things have hella good suction cups.
Oh my.
I may or may not have been involved in an incident where a certain deserving individual ended up with a big black dildo suctioned and glued to the hood of their vehicle like an old hood ornament… they ended up cutting off the bulk of it, and I never heard how or if they removed the remainder.
That would have been something to see.
Don’t worry. Just enjoy the ride.
It had to be Ontario…
Of course.
A riDICulous amount of suction.
Epoxy?
D are professional grade
