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minus-squareenkers@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up84·1 年前Imagine the disappointment of going to meet your crab brethren only to discover they’re not actually crabs.
minus-squareIninewCrow@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up44·1 年前That’s why they haven’t arrived here yet … they’re being held up by visiting every idiot planet that says they’re crabs but they’re not
minus-squarefour@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up16·1 年前This gives us time to become crabs before they come
minus-squareMaalus@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up27·1 年前Plot twist, they were looking for a snack, that’s why they ghosted us. They reaaaaally like crab meat
minus-squareSippy Cup@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up15·1 年前"goddamnit they’re lying primaries again. Pack it up let’s get out of here.’ ‘no crabs??’ ‘no they’re bald fucking monkeys again. These ones LIE.’ “We’ve got some crabs…” ‘OH SURE. YOU’VE GOT CRABS AND THEY HAVEN’T TAKEN OVER THE PLANET YET. RIIIIIIGHT. FUCK OFF PRIMATE.’
minus-squareDrDystopia@lemy.lollinkfedilinkarrow-up13·1 年前Instead, some slushy ape with the skeleton on the inside. Disgusting.
Imagine the disappointment of going to meet your crab brethren only to discover they’re not actually crabs.
That’s why they haven’t arrived here yet … they’re being held up by visiting every idiot planet that says they’re crabs but they’re not
This gives us time to become crabs before they come
Plot twist, they were looking for a snack, that’s why they ghosted us. They reaaaaally like crab meat
"goddamnit they’re lying primaries again. Pack it up let’s get out of here.’
‘no crabs??’
‘no they’re bald fucking monkeys again. These ones LIE.’
“We’ve got some crabs…”
‘OH SURE. YOU’VE GOT CRABS AND THEY HAVEN’T TAKEN OVER THE PLANET YET. RIIIIIIGHT. FUCK OFF PRIMATE.’
Instead, some slushy ape with the skeleton on the inside. Disgusting.
“Babe wait, I can change!”