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minus-squareAurenkin@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up0·1 month agoThat’s not how you get into Christian heaven though is it?
minus-squarezloubida@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up0·1 month agoYes and no. It depends on what you call a “virtuous life”. If it means “a morally perfect one”, it’s indeed not.
minus-squareLemmyoutofhere@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·1 month agoYou just have to touch little boys and you are fine.
minus-squareSkyezOpen@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·1 month agoI touched myself a lot as a little boy, does that count? If not I don’t think I’m cut out for heaven.
minus-squareLemmyoutofhere@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·1 month agoMaybe they should do something about it then.
minus-squareokwhateverdude@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·1 month agoYou gotta be real a real sub for Jesus to get into (one of many different versions of) Christian heaven. And remember, God loves you unconditionally, which is why if you don’t love him back, he will torture you in hell forever.
minus-squarezloubida@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up0·1 month agoOnly a very specific kind of Christianity teaches this.
minus-squareJasonDJ@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·1 month agoGod doesn’t do the torturing himself. He has a disgruntled former-employee that went off and started his own thing, and He sends them down there. I may be a little off on the canon. Most of my religious teaching comes from Jay and Silent Bob films.
That’s not how you get into Christian heaven though is it?
Yes and no. It depends on what you call a “virtuous life”. If it means “a morally perfect one”, it’s indeed not.
You just have to touch little boys and you are fine.
I touched myself a lot as a little boy, does that count? If not I don’t think I’m cut out for heaven.
Maybe they should do something about it then.
You gotta be real a real sub for Jesus to get into (one of many different versions of) Christian heaven. And remember, God loves you unconditionally, which is why if you don’t love him back, he will torture you in hell forever.
Only a very specific kind of Christianity teaches this.
god is a crazy girlfriend?
God doesn’t do the torturing himself. He has a disgruntled former-employee that went off and started his own thing, and He sends them down there.
I may be a little off on the canon. Most of my religious teaching comes from Jay and Silent Bob films.