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minus-squareAurenkin@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up0·4 days agoThat’s not how you get into Christian heaven though is it?
minus-squareokwhateverdude@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·4 days agoYou gotta be real a real sub for Jesus to get into (one of many different versions of) Christian heaven. And remember, God loves you unconditionally, which is why if you don’t love him back, he will torture you in hell forever.
minus-squareJasonDJ@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·3 days agoGod doesn’t do the torturing himself. He has a disgruntled former-employee that went off and started his own thing, and He sends them down there. I may be a little off on the canon. Most of my religious teaching comes from Jay and Silent Bob films.
minus-squarezloubida@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up0·4 days agoOnly a very specific kind of Christianity teaches this.
minus-squarezloubida@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up0·4 days agoYes and no. It depends on what you call a “virtuous life”. If it means “a morally perfect one”, it’s indeed not.
minus-squareLemmyoutofhere@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·4 days agoYou just have to touch little boys and you are fine.
minus-squareLemmyoutofhere@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·3 days agoMaybe they should do something about it then.
minus-squareSkyezOpen@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·3 days agoI touched myself a lot as a little boy, does that count? If not I don’t think I’m cut out for heaven.
That’s not how you get into Christian heaven though is it?
You gotta be real a real sub for Jesus to get into (one of many different versions of) Christian heaven. And remember, God loves you unconditionally, which is why if you don’t love him back, he will torture you in hell forever.
God doesn’t do the torturing himself. He has a disgruntled former-employee that went off and started his own thing, and He sends them down there.
I may be a little off on the canon. Most of my religious teaching comes from Jay and Silent Bob films.
god is a crazy girlfriend?
Only a very specific kind of Christianity teaches this.
Yes and no. It depends on what you call a “virtuous life”. If it means “a morally perfect one”, it’s indeed not.
You just have to touch little boys and you are fine.
Maybe they should do something about it then.
I touched myself a lot as a little boy, does that count? If not I don’t think I’m cut out for heaven.