This is AI slop
Just become a zookeeper and you get to take care a tiger cub. Problemo solved.
But consider: which of the tiger’s appendages can you yank for your amusement if you’re a gibbon?
You can’t tell me what to do!
I still have seven of my fingers left from last time!
Booo, I downvote this oppression!!
(Not really, just joking)A well fed tiger is not that dangerous. If you keep it that way it might even let you give it snuggles!
You’re not my Dad.
The spot on his back just before his tail looks like fair game. My kitty also likes that spot, but mostly wants face pets.
Fucking. Stop. Me.
I read this not as a challenge but as an actual plea, because you know you won’t be able to stop yourself if one day the opportunity to pet a tiger appeared
There’s one place you can pet it still. You’ll never guess where.
Anyone else now thinking of the scene in Red Dragon where the blind woman does a little sneaky “turn and cough” check on the sedated tiger?
Big kitty. Must pet anyway.
Only in Kenya.
el tigre? Who took the boop?
