You can’t tell me what to do!
I still have seven of my fingers left from last time!
The spot on his back just before his tail looks like fair game. My kitty also likes that spot, but mostly wants face pets.
A well fed tiger is not that dangerous. If you keep it that way it might even let you give it snuggles!
…but what if I go “psspsspss” and the tiger comes up to me?
Then they are either very cool or you are very dead. Either way, worth it.
you can pet a tiger at least once
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This is AI slop
Ah. But you can catch it by the toe.
If dangerous, why fluffy and friend shaped?
Proof that life isn’t fair
Your user name is 😚🤌
I really want to pet a tiger though. Even if its the last thing I do
weeelllllll, you can do the slightly drugged Tigers in places like Thailand, ketamine and fed I assume before you’re allowed to pet them? because you’re not petting one any other way …at all.
As to the ethics of that, welllll, we destroy their habitat and have nearly made them go extinct and that seems perfectly acceptable, soooo. Just to be clear I have not done this personally.
Its nasty to do that to a tiger, but if people want to feed me, get me high on ketamine and pet me I’m fine with it.
Someone messed up and put “not” all over this picture, other than that though it’s a good guide
Just become a zookeeper and you get to take care a tiger cub. Problemo solved.
when was the last time the tiger ate and how full of a meal was it?
You definitely can but it takes a long time and you have to say “chhfchhffchff” not “psspsspsspss” because that’s not tiger language.
Essentially you have to be around when the liger is born.
They will call you a tiger toucher
