• wjrii@lemmy.world
      321·
      2 months ago

      Gabriel: He’s gonna put his dick in it.

      God: I put my dick in it!

      Joseph: Who put his dick in it?

      Mary: Don’t worry about it.

      • jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
        9·
        2 months ago

        God: Go tell Joseph I did it.

        Gabriel: Yeah… It was God.

        Joseph: Oh… Uh… Well Ok then.

        Gabriel: And you’re gonna be cool about it.

        Joseph: Yep. I’m cool. It’s all good. We’re cool.