few, at least I can send it in Morse code.
Man, IDK… it would be tough. The urge is real.
🍳
Fuckk I failed.
Fuck no, man.
happy
🍳🍰 day
WTF is this shit? That’s not hard at 🍳 all.
🍳🍳
👃
👄
🍳 🍳 👃 👄Why the long face?
🍳 🍳 👃 👄I should call her.
Yours is more intentional, but the original just feels more true to the form.
True to the form? It’s a shitty po… oh.
I am the eggman
I am the eggpan
I am the walnut
Caca achoo
Unjustifiable.
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This is your brain on loss.
Sorry, you lost me
Human response: “lol, sure.”
Lemming response: “🍳🍳🍳 FUCK YOU I WON’T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME!!!”
Range against the machine.
Eggxactly
yay we’re not humans
Of course I mean it as a compliment, being a dope-smoking rabbit, myself 🐰💨.
Questions my kids ask
Considering that I’ve never used this emoji, sure thing, where do I sign.
Finding out about the eggs in pan emoji for the first time right now and no I can’t
I didn’t use that emoji for 52 years. So I should be getting…
Shit, I just burnt my eggs.
Sus offer from some dude can’t be bothered to write “you”.
U dn gt 70m usn al ltrs frfr.
Absolutely not. You can’t take away my freedoms for $700 million. It would have to be a lot more and maybe for 1 day.
I’ll do it for…$11 million. Not a dollar less and those 5 days of NO freedom or any human rights , but I want a receipt.
I’d do one day for 800 million… maybe
Ok but you also can’t use 🔍, only 🔎.
to hell with it all! you’ll never pry my emoji from my grasp, even when I’m dead!
This is discrimination against pre transition pansexuals
