Do preachers still blame natural disaster on politics they don’t like?

Have you ever fucked in a storm?

10/10

You keep sending us terrible leaders

Masturbating doesn’t warrant hurricanes.

But using fossil fuels and methane to run your hyperscale data centers absolutely does.

I mean, some get randy when a natural disaster starts… You know, gotta seed the potential devastation with replacements. It’s a vicious cycle

When life gives you nature disasters you gotta rock them like a hurricane.

I’m going to have sex with a hurricane.

If god made men as himself, and found the man needed a woman to do not feel lonely… that mean he also created at least one goddess for himself, right? But so there are now more than just one god… Or does he keep company to himself with his hands?

we take the good with the bad just like Jezus would

My god… climate change isn’t real, it’s all the gooners fault!

Stress makes creatures get hormonal, so we can assume that floods and hurricanes are a sign we should do more, not less.

I bet someone, somewhere rub one each time he see alerts of a Category 4 in the news.

• design a thing with a reward system that trains it to take a certain action *

• get upset at your creation because you didn’t want it to do what your design led it to do *

Sounds kind of like what some of those AI company people do.

The masturbation will continue until the hurricanes improve.

It’s his own fault for making the hurricanes so sexy.