Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 days agoWhen will we learnlemmy.worldimagemessage-square59linkfedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1imageWhen will we learnlemmy.worldReturn_of_Chippy@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 days agomessage-square59linkfedilink
minus-squarecharokol@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up0·3 days agoWe find out that masturbation truly does cause hurricanes. Even one masturbator is enough to cause them. Do you quit masturbating? (Assume it’s guaranteed that if you do, everybody else in the world will as well)
minus-squareBaraCoded@literature.cafelinkfedilinkarrow-up0·3 days agoI jo AND pray my hurricane will go straight to the White House or Elon Musk or something.
minus-squareSibshops@feddit.cllinkfedilinkarrow-up0·3 days agoSo… In this scenario, are we going to just kill all the non-human primates who masterbate?
minus-squareAgent641@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·3 days agoNo that would be cruel, we just amputate their hands and junk
We find out that masturbation truly does cause hurricanes. Even one masturbator is enough to cause them. Do you quit masturbating? (Assume it’s guaranteed that if you do, everybody else in the world will as well)
I jo AND pray my hurricane will go straight to the White House or Elon Musk or something.
So… In this scenario, are we going to just kill all the non-human primates who masterbate?
No that would be cruel, we just amputate their hands and junk