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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 8 months ago

Condiments

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Condiments

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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 8 months ago
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    Room temperature mayo is criminal

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      Yeah, that stuff has to be hot.

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        Kitboga is that you?

        • Iapar@feddit.org
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          I am just an old lady 🧓

          Now let me put this code in to see if it’s working.

          • WIZARD POPE💫@lemmy.world
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            Oh sweetie I cannot hear you did you say I need to redeem the codes? I bought them and opened google to redeem and send to you. 👵🏼

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    That would be so unsanitary. I would hope they have a glove supply nearby.

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      HE DOESNT KNOW HOW TO USE THE THREE SPORKS!

      Sorry Demolition Man on the brain.

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        You never need to apologize for Demolition Man. Contemplate this on the Tree of Woe.

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    These teach young farmers how milk hotdogs for condiments.

    • Track_Shovel@slrpnk.netOP
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      https://youtu.be/cSDWKvuoZ1Y?si=lkga1V2iv-ZCq_IZ

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    Oh no they’ve stolen the udders from the condiment cow D:

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      This is delightful.

  • 𝕽𝖚𝖆𝖎𝖉𝖍𝖗𝖎𝖌𝖍@midwest.social
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    It looks utterly repulsive, but I kind of love the idea… the sheer convenience.

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      It’s the pinnacle of Belgian engineering

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    That’s actually an overfilled drip chamber. These are IVs to mainline the condiments.

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    What if? What if a lot of things. JUST DO IT and find out.

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    🤢🤢

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    https://youtu.be/3ujV5Jc48vo

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    Why are they all the same color?

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    is this where ketchup comes from?

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