ickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · edit-225 days agoThat’s just unrealistic… too few poop breaks.lemmy.worldimagemessage-square103linkfedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1imageThat’s just unrealistic… too few poop breaks.lemmy.worldickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · edit-225 days agomessage-square103linkfedilink
minus-squareTomtits@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·25 days agoYou shit more than three times a day?
minus-squareyermaw@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up0·25 days agoShitting, shitposting, these are just words. You’re gonna want the platinum plan boss trust.
minus-squareickplant@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·25 days agoYou don’t?.. I need to go see a doctor.
minus-squareTomtits@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·25 days agoWhat if it’s one really long shit? Like 24 hours
minus-square[deleted]@piefed.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·25 days agoNo, that will make a mess! Gotta sit down.
minus-squareTollana1234567@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkarrow-up0·24 days agoapparently probiotics helps with that, especially if your taking anti-biotics.
minus-squaredektep@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·25 days agoalways assumed people went once per day
minus-squareickplant@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·25 days agoIf we are being real, I go anywhere from 1 to 3 times a day on average, but I have mild IBS. On a bad day, it can be more than 3.
minus-squareMolochHorridus@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·25 days agoI go 2-3 times a day. No IBS, just food, fluids and enough of dietary fiber.
minus-squareSigntist@bookwyr.melinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·25 days agoI don’t, but my boss doesn’t have to know that.
minus-squareickplant@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·25 days agoBingo! Poop breaks are code for “freedom time.”
minus-squareOth@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·25 days agoBoss gets a dollar, I get a dime, that’s why I poop on company time!
minus-squareSausage_Mahoney@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·25 days agoYou get a nickel, boss gets a buck. Steal the catalytic converter From the company truck
minus-squareW98BSoD@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·25 days agoThe boss makes a dollar I make a dime That was a poem From a simpler time Now his boss makes 1000 While I make a cent And he’s got employees That can’t make the rent When the CEO makes a million And we don’t make jack That’s when we riot To take it all back Now Mr investor If this seems extreme I have to remind you It beats guillotines
minus-squarefloquant@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·25 days agoBoss makes a dollar, I make a dime, That was a poem for a simpler time. Now boss gets a billion, While workers get jack That’s why we strike To get our lives back!
minus-squareMolochHorridus@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·25 days agoPoop breaks should not go down just because the pay is higher.
You shit more than three times a day?
Shitting, shitposting, these are just words. You’re gonna want the platinum plan boss trust.
You don’t?..
I need to go see a doctor.
What if it’s one really long shit? Like 24 hours
IBS gang rise up!
No, that will make a mess!
Gotta sit down.
apparently probiotics helps with that, especially if your taking anti-biotics.
always assumed people went once per day
If we are being real, I go anywhere from 1 to 3 times a day on average, but I have mild IBS. On a bad day, it can be more than 3.
I go 2-3 times a day. No IBS, just food, fluids and enough of dietary fiber.
It’s per hour
I don’t, but my boss doesn’t have to know that.
Bingo! Poop breaks are code for “freedom time.”
Boss gets a dollar, I get a dime, that’s why I poop on company time!
You get a nickel, boss gets a buck. Steal the catalytic converter From the company truck
The boss makes a dollar
I make a dime
That was a poem
From a simpler time
Now his boss makes 1000
While I make a cent
And he’s got employees
That can’t make the rent
When the CEO makes a million
And we don’t make jack
That’s when we riot
To take it all back
Now Mr investor
If this seems extreme
I have to remind you
It beats guillotines
Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime,
That was a poem for a simpler time.
Now boss gets a billion,
While workers get jack
That’s why we strike
To get our lives back!
Poop breaks should not go down just because the pay is higher.