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Also applies to all the non-English pages that show up in All
Those Germans do seem to be having fun on the internet, good for them
I highly recommend the Star Trek franchise.
It’s a high concept fantasy that follows a highly fictionalized version of humanity in the future that actually embodies all the benevolent traits that actual humanity lies about having in between fucking one another over.
Spoilers: Actual humanity make a recurring cameo! They’re called the “Ferengi” for some reason though.
Easy thing to fix, just look at this cheat sheet:
Riker = Horny, trombonist, scolds you for believing fake stories
Picard = Likes tea, traumatized by patio lights
Janeway = Murderous criminal
Sisko = The cooler murderous criminal
O’Brien=most powerful man in the universe, suffers
Garak=simple tailor
Tuvix=don’t talk about tuvixMorn=chatterbox, talks a lot
Gorn=big lizard
Gorn+Morn+Rom=three amigos
Also they’re all played by Jeffery Combs
I was just 12 words in when I was sold
E: number hard
And the biggest rule is that no one, even those who know Star Wars, know what’s going on
We’re all as clueless as you are
Live long and may the force be with you
Thank you Obi-Wan … you were my only hope
I’ve seen a Star Trek or two and this checks out
I’ve never checked whether we have a side-bar
hereover at Risa, but I think this belongs on it, if that’s a thing.Edit: I got a little lost. I think I might have granted this post honorary Risa Memedom accidentally, too.
Maybe on Risa lol
Oh. Apparently Risa is leaking.
Also, good job Memes for breaking into my dedicated Risa feed!
Lol we are slowly breaching containment
Resistance is futule
I think the Borg’s spellcheck broke lol
Ha!!
I’ll leave it as a way Homer would spell it.
You forgot that Janeway will sterilize a quadrant to get coffee
Very good point
Also, Kirk: makes Riker look celebate, and at the same time somehow makes Picard look like a “level-headed diplomat”
Edit: I would say that Riker is hornier than Kirk, but Kirk contemplated fucking a Horta (in one of the books). I’m pretty sure Riker never thought about trying to fuck a Sapient Lava Slug.
I didn’t need to know that but now i need to know if that was in one of the shatner books
Everyone is welcome to enjoy the star trek memes!
I think there are a lot of lurkers who are just along for the ride, lol
Risa offers jahamaron to all!
Upvoted! Also, refer to OP meme.
This is a good place for Star Trek-related Simpsons memes too.
I just silenced these subs(is it called a sub? I’m new). I don’t have anything against, I just felt like I wasn’t the right audience. I watched some of the old school series, it was fun mostly, just never got really into.
