Can we edit it so that he stays missing
Elon Musk?!
is so rich that
Don’t give me hope.
Don’t do that… don’t lie to me. Don’t give me hope.
Elon Musk is so rich that
Elon Musk is so rich that
If I wake up and I just hallucinated this and it didn’t actually happen I’m blaming OP
But he doesn’t have that much cash, so where would the money come from? Us or blackrock?
He can give them stock.
And what would that do, the companies don’t make money and the speculative value would disappear. It would just be a worthless price of paper
Yes.
The illusion of wealth granting so much unjustified power would disappear. The spell would be broken. This is called “reality.”
Use it as collateral for loans, hand out that money, then disappear so he doesn’t have to pay those loans back
So the banks would pay the money?
Yes. Then the government would bail out the banks. The executives that authorised those loans would have to leave (with a huge severance) while the politicians who facilitated that rescue would end up on some well-paid advisory board.
The taxpayers, of course, foot the bill. Get a dollar, lose two.
This guy gets it
What?
Elon Musk is so rich that
I read that like an excited six year-old about to tell the funniest joke he’s ever heard.
That repetition is so terrible that i had to modify it
Thank you. That was an infuriating read…
Op you accidentally forgot to title your post “Elon Musk is so rich that”
Shit you’re right
Fingers crossed
So… is he missing or not?
pleaseberealpleaseberealpleaseberealpleaseberealpleaseberealpleaseberealpleaseberealpleaseberealpleaseberealpleaseberealpleaseberealpleasebereal
Elon musk is so rich that you need to read it three times
