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AbsoluteChicagoDog@lemm.ee to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 8 months ago

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AbsoluteChicagoDog@lemm.ee to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 8 months ago
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  • bannanaente 🍌🦆@lemmy.world
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    We should just be talking about the benefits of bananas, they are a great source of potassium!

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        Not beananas, ya hoser!

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      From now on, we at /c/vegan will promote a strictly banana-based diet in humans. Fruitarians will be tolerated, but only to the extent that they take steps toward removing other fruits from their diet and becoming bananatarian. /s

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        Make sure you feed your cats bananas as well.

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          Hey, listen here, we don’t allow this kind of dangerous, abusive advice on this platform, and I’ve reported this comment. A cat is an obligate beanitarian, and by feeding it a diet of bananas, you’re slowly killing it, despite claiming to care about the wellbeing of animals and non-banana plants. If you have an ethical problem with beans, don’t own a cat; it’s that simple.

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            Take your beans and shove them

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        deleted by creator

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      K

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        I nearly scrolled passed this without fully appreciating it.

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      This shit is bananas!

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