Shouldn’t the espresso beak be a tiny cup? The nuts beak doesn’t provide nuts…
Is this xkcd?
Can’t look at #6 and tell me you don’t believe in intelligent design.
No, that’s Intelligentsia design, which is only available in select cities.
Does one use an espresso machine to also ingest espresso? I’ve just been drinking the crap like an idiot.
Wow, those are highly specialized. The bird must come from a particular forest, or jungle, i.e. a concrete jungle.
(Attenborough voice) Espresso finch finds itself newly evolved in this concrete jungle. Sometimes competeing with the cocaine finch for energy sources, this species has evolved to consume coffee beans and used grinds it finds due to the gentrification of this jungle. It builds up pressure by holding in its urine for weeks and then using it to dissolve the nutrients for easy digestion. Sadly, this species is now on the verge of extinction being sought by hipsters and bored millionaires for their unique methods.

Yep, @[email protected] is copying the memes 1:1 from reddit. No idea why, but whatever.
As far as I can tell every single post that account has made has been an exact repost from reddit within a couple hours of it going up and being somewhat successful.
Potentially a bot, potentially a lost soul. Whatever it is, I am not bothered, so I don’t care :)
For some reason there are people on here who think that Lemmy should just be a copy of Reddit.

(It’s Jordan Schlansky)



