• ChicoSuave@lemmy.world
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    3 months ago

    The Mario Party is a monarchist platform. Don’t be fooled by the slick marketing and colorful characters; you go in to be a toad and end up a goomba.

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    3 months ago

    I don’t know WHAT you’re talking about! Yes, the democratic party and the republican party both yell and scream…but there is a lot of screaming with Mario Party too!

    “WHAT DO YOU MEAN I LOST MY STAR TO MOTHER FUCKING DONKEY KONG???!!! I WAS JUST SITTING HERE, AND PEACH LANDS ON CHANCE TIME, AND NOW I’M OUT A STAR??? THATS BULLSHIT!!!”

    And then you stab your friend in the knee with a fork.

    Mario Party gets violent when you drink. Best to stick to Mario Kart. Nobody ever got hurt drinking and driving.

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      3 months ago

      Dude of mine and I are some hard video game masochists and love hard games. We play Mario party superstars as 5 people, him and I sharing a pair of joy cons. And we get slightly drunj before we start, like a Maß for the both of us, the we proceed to drink while playing.

      This made us realize: most of the games are playable with either the left or the right hand

      We spend 90% of those games where we both have control over the character just laughing

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    3 months ago

    Republican brain should be depicted as considerably smaller though

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      3 months ago

      The Democrats stood behind a zombie for way longer than they should have… I think the politicians in the party are just as small brain