• Ironrod@sh.itjust.works
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    15 hours ago

    I’m 36 and have been drugs tested once. They reckoned they’d seen me drop a gram of coke on camera so I got 6 weeks paid holiday.

    • Test_Tickles@lemmy.world
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      9 hours ago

      I have been drug tested several times, and I am in fact “on drugs”. So, I get a call within a couple of days of getting tested to provide them with access to my pharmacy records to prove they are legally prescribed.
      So, wtf were they doing that you got 6 weeks?

      • captainlezbian@lemmy.world
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        5 hours ago

        Same, and once I even got into a position where I was told I was free to sue a potential employer because they dismissed me without giving an opportunity to present proof of prescription

      • Ironrod@sh.itjust.works
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        8 hours ago

        Apparently it fell out of my pocket on a Monday morning (doubtful but I did head home for the weekend and blacked out a bit so possible…but I would have done the coke if that was the case 😂) got dragged into a meeting on Wednesday, pissed clean and just got told to go home until I heard otherwise.

    • eurodyne@piefed.worldEnglish
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      15 hours ago

      Obviously, because nobody oopsie-daisies a gram of coke without going back to grab it, lol.

      • Ironrod@sh.itjust.works
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        8 hours ago

        😂 I don’t live in the best area and my dog is an early morning boy, I’ve found 3 grams this month. Kinda feel sorry for whoever lost it but I’m also no longer a fan so hopefully that might help someone

        • eurodyne@piefed.worldEnglish
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          8 hours ago

          So… Where do you live? Please drop a pin on a map and reply only in a DM.

          I’ll drop by and bring snacks!