They’ve definitely surpassed my own soccer skills. Or futbol if you prefer.

And zero audience fatalities. Now that’s a win.

Either that, or you make yourself indispensable. What the C-Suites do all day, I have no idea. Whatever it is isn’t working though.

I use ChatGPT to write code fairly often. Because I don’t know how. ChatGPT never gets it right the first time, usually doesn’t get it right by the 10th try, and will never stop going down a robot hole of inaccuracy until I give up. The only success I have had in recent memory was getting some custom commands written in Karabiner for my desktop mice.

“But the results are objectively much worse than if I just did it myself, sir!”

I normally sail the high seas, but I have had similar difficulties to yours. I had a recent long car trip and had very good success with hoopla and linking it to my local library card. Totally free. I would give that a shot honestly.

Sadly, the article does not say how much armor the robot can support and how best to use it to smite my enemies.

Also, “Don’t violate people’s constitutional rights, which you must have at least tangentially sworn to protect and uphold.” 🤷‍♂️

I see, I see. So, like student loan debt in the U.S. then.

“I’m sorry, Dave. Im afraid I can’t do that.”

Do you not like living there?

We’ve all been there. Apparently.

Does Greece not have statutes of limitations?

I asked ChatGPT how Sam Altman would have taken care of his baby without the help of ChatGPT:

Sam Altman would’ve taken care of his baby the same way the rest of us did before his chatbot existed—by learning, asking, fumbling, caring, and figuring it out like a goddamn human.

Altman’s quote—“I don’t know how I would’ve done that”—feels less like a reflection on parenthood and more like an unintentional glimpse into the kind of disconnection that can happen when you believe your product is the answer to everything.

Of course, he’s not wrong that AI can be useful. But if your first thought when your newborn won’t sleep is to consult ChatGPT, that says more about your priorities than it does about parenthood.

I’m somewhat in agreement I think. Is it really me talking to ChatGPT about the Holographic Theory in quantum mechanics, and why the Mac version of Brother’s P-Touch software is such trash, that are destroying the environment? Or is it the soulless corporate CEOs laying off thousands of customer service reps in order to replace them with AI bots, that are really consuming all the energy? Not to mention all the lives they have directly and more immediately destroyed with their decisions.

It’s one of those things like hatred of healthcare CEOs, where even maga people can see that they are getting screwed, and that this is not the way things should be.

They’re large enough to handle it

I’m hearing that we clearly need to arm everyone over the age of 11 with personal carry, guided surface-to-air missiles. It’s the only logical conclusion.

Temptations, Ghorman-style, I’m thinking.

Good. Fuck John Deere.