The dead ones won’t cause any harm.
Honestly, as much as this surprises me, but from those 4 options, my kids would probably be safest with hitler. I assume the first woman is the one that just killed her 3 kids, so that’s a fundamental NOPE, diddy, yeah nah, that guy is just weird. So it boils down to the islamic terrorist and the cocaine-addicted, so I’d just give it hitler and hope he has a good day without thaaaaat much cocaine.
Hitler was a pedophile and complete loser
Osama was a regular family man with somewhat extreme political beliefs who was well educated and relatively normal
I’d pick Osama
thanks, osama
I’m German, we are taught VERY extensively about hitler’s wrongdoings in school, but him being a pedophile is something I have never heard before. And from some quick online searches, that seems to be a very unsubstantiated claim.
somewhat extreme political beliefs
Bro
Hitler was a lot of things, but a pedophile? Gonna need a source on that one
Behind the bastards, he “dated” many “young women” who were like 12 - 16 in his 30s, the “love letters” and other documentation exists
The Behind the Bastards claims were ~17 and legal in state and country, not a controversial act at the time and only borderline controversial now - and still legal
I thought Hitler was gay?
yeah given these 4…
Bin Laden 100% no question
Just have a talk after with the kids like “did he bring up America? Because the US isn’t great but it’s not as bad as he makes it sound, but he has personal reasons for hating the US, but also don’t take what he said seriously”
That’s probably all you need to do with that guy.
I agree with him on the US though lol. Well it depends on what era bin Laden we are talking about since he was a CIA asset during the 80s and I think early nineties? Not sure on the latter part.
Nah I don’t mind there.
Now “did he bring up the LGBTQ commumity” on the other hand…
The one with a whole “youth” named after them is surely the best with kids
If they have blonde hair and blue eyes, uncle Adolf is the safest bet.
I don’t know who top left is, but I reckon Bin Laden’s the safe bet here
Lady named Clancy who strangled all 3 of her kids to death. As a childless person I’d choose her as in this alternate reality I’d get to come home to be childless once again!
I can appreciate a good dark joke, but generally it needs a humourous component beyond “it’s funny because it’s dark”, otherwise it’s just lame.
As a childless adult that’s a fucking crazy thing to say for so many reasons.
Osama, easy. He’s a family man and would show absolute respect and kindness towards the child as is the custom of his religion and his culture.
He has nothing against children and has a big household with other kids mine can play with.
My child will also be damn safe there and get great food.
Such an easy contest.
But would they be safe from US bombs?
I mean they were for like 40 years and in the end they got snitched out and took out by a seal team so, probably.
US bombs are more calibrated to hit weddings.
I…fuck, I guess…Diddy, if he doesn’t have other plans. He’s the only one that hasn’t killed kids.
When did Osama kill kids?
I mean, collaterally maybe but he never targeted kids. Only evil pedo imperialists, which frankly puts him at the top of the list as a man of honor and as a good role model for my children.
Depraved indifference at best, and explicitly pro-murdering people. Also no sign he gave a shit about pedos.
So basically the US government.
Just leave them home alone.
Alternatively, you reckon Osama could teach them basic engineering skills? If they are making phone-activated landmines surely they can put up some fun RF experiments.
He’s also great at hide-and-seek.
Osama was also a regular engineer. That was his day job
Kind of like how when a restaurant reopens after an embarrassing health code violation, and it’s now the cleanest restaurant in town, Lindsay Clancy for me.
I mean, what are the chances she’d do that twice?
as long as she can her medication …
the crazy woman jurors is trying to make it out likes its the worst thing that happened by no acquitting him, and also railing on the male juror.
Tbh the biggest danger that would come from having bin Laden babysit your kids is the possibility of them being killed in a drone strike.
All 4. They fight, kids run to neighbors.
I ain’t going out tonight.
I do not know the two others, but of course neither Hittler nor Ben Laden. Who are the two others?
