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laurenceOfSuburbia@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.world · 1 day ago

Your physical health is no joke, seriously though

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Your physical health is no joke, seriously though

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  • potoooooooo 🥔@lemmy.world
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    I do it for the leg/back/neck/arm cracks it enables, but my body is probably just broken.

  • Sam_Bass@lemmy.world
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    prostration isnt all that healthy

  • fritobugger2017@lemmy.world
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    ¿Por qué no dos?

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    and if youre transitioning on estrogen you need to use it even more frequently IF you want it to atrophy less

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    I rubbed my clit sore & raw a few days ago. It hurt for days. And I don’t even have a prostate. Net benefit : -5

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      Good for the pelvic floor.

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      There is lady prostate, and it does make lady cum, but they’re a little galaxy of small guys along the urethra, and it isn’t much cum, but it is still prostate juice, which may as well be cum

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    A true, historically-accurate Pharaoh would do it publicly to increase crop fertility/yields but this works too

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    I only procrastinate at work

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      Procrasturbation.

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    • Raiderkev@lemmy.world
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      Lemme tell ya somethin’

      https://youtu.be/0tdyU_gW6WE

    • decolo@piefed.social
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      bustin’bustin’bustin’

      sleep

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    Dolores: Anything I can do?

    Eddie Valiant: Maybe you can go downtown and check the probate.

    Roger Rabbit: Yeah, check the probate! Why, my Uncle Thumper had a problem with his probate, and he had to take these big pills and drink lots of water!

    Eddie Valiant: Not prostate, you idiot. Probate!

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      Unexpected Who Framed Roger Rabbit? reference, but relevant and hilarious. Nice work.

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    It is okay to masturbate.

    Sexuality is a physiological need, not an addiction put into you through subliminal messaging (unless you’re some kind of ace). In fact, it is also good for your mental health.

    • Aeri@lemmy.world
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      Also I really hated those nofap weirdos that would show up esp in November on reddit and elsewhere.

      Like hey man I don’t care that you’ve decided to refrain from blasting ropes to Waluigi hentai for the month you can shut up now.

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        hey man I don’t care that you’ve decided to refrain from blasting ropes to Waluigi hentai for the month you can shut up now

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      We, the netizens of Lemmy want it known that we are staunchly PRO CUMMING.

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      Like many things, it’s only healthy in moderation. If you’re one of those reddit dudes janking it three times a day yet say they’re not addicted, it’s very likely an addiction.

      • SalamiDommie@lemmus.org
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        I would even contend daily is a bit too much. 3-4 times a week or every other day seems to be healthy.

      • Čauky Mňauky@lemmy.zip
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        Everybody has a different baseline. Very, very different, indeed. Let’s not spin something perfectly normal as a sort of mental illness.

        • SorryQuick@lemmy.ca
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          I never said it’s a mental illness, it’s normal human behavior to get addicted to things.

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      I think I’m in the ace spectrum and cumming is a chore.

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        That’s why I wrote “some”, because it varies from people to people.

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    *Prostate

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      I almost took it as a pun because a pharaohs subjects would prostrate themselves in front of him.

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      Right but I want it to be healthy when I’m lying down, too.

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      Every anarchist worst nightmare!

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      Which state

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      Whatever gets you through those hot Egyptian nights, buddy

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    Prostate. Come on.

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    • Fafa@lemmy.world
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      Spelling was a little different 2 millenia bc.

      • ORbituary@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        𓇌𓅱𓅲𓐍𓂧𓅱𓈖’𓏏𓐍𓋴𓄿𓇌𓏞𓐍

    • gdog05@lemmy.world
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      What are you trying to get it to do?

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        Already answered! 😏

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          You get me.

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    You can also do it to help you sleep. So go fuck yourself, and good night!

    • REDACTED@infosec.pub
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      Or to wake up. Or to burn calories after eating. Or to have something to add to coffee

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    We all want the strate to reopen, but there’s already a wanker in charge of that.

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    If masturbating is good for your prostate mine is healthy af.

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