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HeroCool@nord.pub to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 15 hours ago

i get no respect i gotta tell ya

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i get no respect i gotta tell ya

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HeroCool@nord.pub to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 15 hours ago
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    Delete the gym, hire a facebook, hit the lawyer

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    Ha Ha, wife bad!

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    Holy shit this is boomer af

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    arethestraightsokay or boomerhumor?

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      There’s a lot of overlap there

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      I literally thought this was about puppy girls, I guess I am online too much

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    Wait am I on Lemmy or Facebook?

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    She says yes when I ask.

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      Same. I’ve never had your wife turn me down either.

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        She never turns anyone down that’s one of the things I love about her.

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        Ba dum tsss!

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    Does she at least let you hump her leg?

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    Imagine having sex. Can’t be me.

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      Imagine having sex
      heck, imagine having two sex

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        And then getting cooties🤮🤕

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    Sounds like a cuck fetish to me. All the guy is missing is a cock cage.

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    divorce

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      Dont marry in the first place

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      I really wish it were that simple…

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